UNITED STATES PREMIER LEAGUE
RAINER POLONIUS TO MISS 3 WEEKS DUE TO PIZZA PARLOR ACCIDENT
09/09/2040
 
Rainer Polonius to Miss 3 Weeks Due to Pizza Parlor Accident
Monday, September 3rd, 2040
Rainer Polonius will miss three weeks after injuring his tailbone during a recent pizza outing with his family. After his son dropped a toy from the table, Polonius reached down to pick it up. His chair slid out from under him, causing him to fall, which injured his tailbone.
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