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Miura Injured Trying to Unjam Garage Door Friday, October 1st, 2038 New Orleans third baseman Shimei Miura will be out of service for approximately 2 weeks after suffering a bruised wrist. The injury occurred as Miura was reportedly attempting to unjam his garage door. X-rays showed no signs of breakage, but according to team medical staff, there is a significant bone bruise. When reached for comment, Miura simply replied, "It was just a matter of carelessness on my part. I'm going to rest it for now and I should be back in action in a couple of weeks." |
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