UNITED STATES PREMIER LEAGUE
HOLLYWOOD LOSES YOSSARIAN FOR YEAR
09/26/2043
 
Hollywood Loses Yossarian for Year
Thursday, September 17th, 2043
Doctors in Hollywood said John Yossarian might not play anymore this year. The Shredders center fielder suffered a strained oblique during a game against the Buffalo White Walkers and will be out for at least 6 weeks. Club officials told BNN they do not expect him to return to the team this season.

Yossarian is batting .187 with 5 home runs and 20 RBIs this season.
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