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Toronto, Hollywood Confirm Trade Monday, January 2nd , 2062 Proving the old adage that one man's trash is another man's treasure, the Thunder announced today the acquisition of 21-year old minor league LHP Pedro Torres, 21-year old minor league RHP Dennis Jones, and 23-year old minor league 1B Luis Cruz from the Hollywood Shredders in exchange for $6,000,000 in cash. "This isn't the deal of the century," acknowledged the Thunder, "but we think it will improve the direction of both teams." |
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