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Charleston, Long Island Agree to Swap Tuesday, June 5th , 2057 Proving the old adage that one man's trash is another man's treasure, the Battery announced today the acquisition of 34-year old 2B Kalino Iolana from the Long Island Lighthouse in exchange for $8 in cash. "This isn't the deal of the century," acknowledged the Battery, "but we think it will improve the direction of both teams." Iolana has hit for a .287 career average and totaled 365 hits, 38 home runs and 178 RBIs. |
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