 |
|
|
Stanley Cuts Self Badly with Kitchen Knife Saturday, April 12th , 2059 Pandas left fielder William Stanley received medical attention yesterday after accidentally cutting himself with a kitchen knife at his home. Stanley was apparently preparing lunch when the knife he was using slipped and cut a large gash in his left ring finger. The cut required 7 stitches and will reportedly keep Stanley out of action for 2 weeks. |
|
