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Pancake Belts 3 HRs Wednesday, August 17th , 2061 Whatever Taco Pancake ate for breakfast before his game against the Port Huron Blitzkrieg, it gave him some impressive power. The Kansas right fielder smacked three balls up and out of the park at Wichita Field. His home run barrage helped the Rainbeaus defeat the Blitzkrieg, 24-4. "When they throw it in your wheelhouse, you've got a shot at a homer," he told BNN reporters after the game. "I got three shots today and nailed them all." On his 3-homer day, he went 3-for-5, scored 3 times, drove in 9 and put on a display that history will remember. Taco Pancake hit a two-run home run off Juan Soto in the 1st, hit a GRAND SLAM off Eric Morris in the 1st, hit a three-run home run off Eric Morris in the 3rd, walked in the 5th, flied out in the 6th and struck out in the 7th. A look at his season totals shows Pancake with 8 home runs, .263 BA, .316 OBP, 42 RBIs and 35 runs scored. |
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