So today I had a list anonymously sent to my inbox with a note attached saying “hey moron, post this”. So like any good moron, I shall comply. The only other response I got when asking about it was “I’m not in this list because no one loves me more than me”, and all I could think was “ah yes, another aficionado of Rule #1”. So let’s get TUOBTGMPR39 started.
| Rank | Name | Team | Previous Ranking | Comments |
| 31 | Rayzor | KT | NR | NOPE |
| 30 | Dan | Oakland | NR | Never seen him |
| 29 | Andy | KC | NR | Never seen him |
| 28 | Mack | Philly | NR | New guy probably can only go up |
| 27 | John | Greenville | NR | Never seen him |
| 26 | Dean | San Mateo | NR | Maybe have seen him post |
| 25 | Jordan | Echo Park | NR | Swept me so we are not good at this moment |
| 24 | Tyler | Boston | NR | I heard he was great…. He’s like the Michigan Wolverines |
| 23 | Panda | Montana | NR | Panda is Doc Brown, He is playing the long game |
| 22 | Gerth | DC | NR | Beat me to go to the cup, so he will always be hated |
| 21 | Thunderbay Scott | ThunderBay | NR | Seems great when he is on, Not enough for me to go on yet |
| 20 | Erock | Brooklyn | NR | Never on but buddy from an old league keeps him in the top 20 |
| 19 | Tyler | Houston | NR | This is the highest Tyler has been in the GM PR #HoustonFacts |
| 18 | Vancouver Dave | Vancouver | NR | I mean he is a robot, right? |
| 17 | Matt | Charleston | NR | I love his fire, he is like Chros Lite |
| 16 | Brett | Chicago | NR | Solid when he is here |
| 15 | Greg | Cleveland | NR | Great Slack names, now only if his team could play at that level |
| 14 | Kerry | Buckhead | NR | Keeps us updated with what is going on in the world |
| 13 | Scooter McScootface | Ft Worth | NR | See Kerry above |
| 12 | Cheese | Hollywood | NR | Ugh, He’s like a canker sore, painful but you keep touching it |
| 11 | Crossword Scooter | STL | NR | Interactive and good for trade talks |
| 10 | Michael | Long Island | NR | See Scooter above |
| 9 | Brian | Panama | NR | Not around a lot but when he is he is top tier |
| 8 | Teejay | Toledo | NR | I can’t believe I let you guys kill his spirit, he was so young |
| 7 | Buck | Portland | NR | Fellow 108 gm, Always good for a chat |
| 6 | Las Daves | Las Vegas | NR | Funny guy who likes the same girl’s board games as me |
| 5 | Fred | Nashville | NR | Has my BFF Necklace |
| 4 | Chase | New Orleans | NR | Pulled over for bumping Alanis….Ironic? |
| 3 | Beau | Mississippi | NR | Of course my 3L roommate will be top 3 |
| 2 | Davey | Nova | NR | Jokes so solid you could call him Plymouth |
| 1 | Chros | Buffalo | NR | #1 for a reason, Cold blooded Killer |