Tag Archives: Pander

Inside The Game: The 2039 Trade Orgy

The two major trades that Thunder Bay pulled off not only changed the landscape of the league, but they created new mountains in the ever changing sands that are the USBA. Having two of the best players in the league doesn’t mean you will be a dominant team, which Thunder Bay found out the hard… Read More »

Colby King: Tequila is Thy Enemy

Colby King sat in his seat squished between a snoring old man and a mother holding a crying baby. Major league players weren’t supposed to have to travel like this. Then again, it wasn’t clear he was still a major league player. If he could impress the GM of the Vancouver Grey Wolves enough, maybe… Read More »

USBA KNORTS – End of Season 2034

Davey Enterprises is excited to announce its latest innovation, KNORTS™! In conjunction with some very helpful guest analysts we have developed: (K)nowledge(N)o(O)ther(R)ankings(T)hingy(S)eems to Have I’ve asked three esteemed members of the league to rank the USBA teams 1-32 and write blurbs for each team in their league (some went above and beyond). Big thanks to… Read More »

2030 3L Preivew

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team.  not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like.  Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »