Author Archives: Andrew Schupick

Inside The Game: The 2039 Trade Orgy

The two major trades that Thunder Bay pulled off not only changed the landscape of the league, but they created new mountains in the ever changing sands that are the USBA. Having two of the best players in the league doesn’t mean you will be a dominant team, which Thunder Bay found out the hard… Read More »

Colby King: Tequila is Thy Enemy

Colby King sat in his seat squished between a snoring old man and a mother holding a crying baby. Major league players weren’t supposed to have to travel like this. Then again, it wasn’t clear he was still a major league player. If he could impress the GM of the Vancouver Grey Wolves enough, maybe… Read More »

2030 3L Preivew

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team.  not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like.  Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

2030 SL Preview

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team.  not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like.  Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

2030 PL Preview

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team.  not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like.  Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

2028 Official Real Fake USBA Hall of Fame Results

Originally written by David-Nova If real exists, so must fake. You can’t have one without the other. We only know that Salazars exist because there are other, inferior players. We can only have good because we also have pure evil in Phoenix-Michael. Right, so that explains the Real Fake part. You all know why the… Read More »

2027 USBA Awards Night

The Clay Rush Memorial Tin Gloves While the days of Clay Rush being a terrible fielder are behind us, we will never forget the legacy that he bestowed upon the league.  To honor his contributions to the league as a terrible fielder the Tin Glove Awards have been named after him and the nearly -100… Read More »

Awards Night for the USBA

The Clay Rush Memorial Tin Glove Awards Sometimes your fielding is so bad that it deserves recognition.  All of the guys on this list tried, but they still were not very good.  Give them a pat on the back next time you see them though, because they need it after this long year. C –… Read More »

2026 USBA Cup Group Preview

The USBA Cup competition is one of the most fun thing this league has considering it brings teams from all the leagues together to compete for the right to get the traveling trophy.  Boston has had a strangle hold on this competition in the past couple of years, but upsets happen in this format and… Read More »