In the interest of creating more drama, Davey Industries has elected to disclose the individual rankings in the following format: Team Average Highest Spot Loves Them Hates Them Boston 1.17 1 Everyone but Pander Pander Buffalo 1.83 1 Pander Everyone but Pander New Orleans 3.83 3 Davey, Pander, and Mack Buck and Michael Hollywood 4.33… Read More »
I had all weekend to come up with a writing exercise to help me write an intro, and I couldn’t come up with anything. Which is sad, because I know you people don’t just come here to read the blurbs about your own team. Something Brendan Kelly said in his blog the other week really… Read More »
Hello friends and welcome back to this year’s final installment of This Week in Trades. It’s been quite the ride with some big names changing hands and then a very quiet run up to the actual deadline. Joining me this week is none other than the angriest man alive, Chros, and a new contender to… Read More »
Welcome back, friends to another edition of This Week In Trades! We have reached the lull in the action between the early moves and the deadline but there is still some life out there. A competitive Montana has certainly slowed the market movement this season but has added more competition to the league and is… Read More »
“When I say ‘FIRE’ you say ‘SALE’.” At least that’s how I imagine GM Davey of the Northern Virginia Rainbow Mermaids has been hyping up the players these last two weeks. Followed by a rousing rendition of the old Oprah giveaways “YOU GET A NEW HOME AND YOU GET A NEW HOME AND YOU GET… Read More »
We’re on vacation, or so I was told. Davey had to go and ruin it. Thanks Davey. Anyway, Chros and I will leave our nuggets of wisdom in the same tightly coiled piles as usual below. Have a great rest of your sim vacation USBAers!
I guess Dave’s vacation started early for you guys, too. Thank goodness for Mack or we’d be skipping a week. I am both disappointed with you all and happy you were lazy this week at the same time. Chros and I review all three trades this week and I go back to my staycation of… Read More »
If I wasn’t just one kid standing on another kid’s shoulders in a trench coat you’d be in trouble, buddy. Thanks to this year’s KNORTS crew, we probably have too many PL guys. Some of you non-PL guys should write for this next year. Here are the individual rankings so you know who to target your hate… Read More »
Welcome to Season 2 of This Week In Trades, where we work off our freshman fifteen and try to avoid a sophomore slump. Returning this year are your favorite the loudest trade analysts this side of the USBA blog, the obnoxious elitists from the PL, the Cheese and Chros! In this week’s episode we see… Read More »
Let’s Take a Look Back and See How Right Teej and Kerry Were During the dark days that preceded the 2039 USBA season the smooth audio sounds provided on the Fake Players Real Losers podcast at regular intervals were a beacon of hope. Their prognostication skills were only matched by their high quality audio levels.… Read More »