2039 USBA Hall of Fame Public Ballot (The Davey Edition)

Are you guys producing a lot more ear wax during the quarantine? In your ears, I mean? – Davey’s drafted tweet Don Brown When she’s putting together the grocery list Baby Mama always asks if I want chips, to which I always reply “no”. Then throughout the week I’ll ask her if we have any… Read More »

2039 USBA Hall of Fame Public Ballot (The Kerry Edition)

ATLANTA, GA- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE STANDING DESK OF GENERAL MANAGER KERRY HOFMEISTER  2039 USBA Hall of Fame Public Ballot  “Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it”… Read More »

69 (losses) to 69 (wins)

 An Oral History of Buckheads Championship Season  “Be kind to everyone you met on the way up; you’ll meet the same people on the way down”- Jimmy Durante 

The Honorary Scooter

The news Just came in From the Holly of Wood That a very loud GM Has made a trade of a dude The trade wasn’t very big But it is setting the mood. This may not seem Very important, I know. But it is. So I’m bothering Tell you so. A trade is quite catching,… Read More »