Author Archives: Davey

2045 KNORTS: October Blood

I had saved this spot for Scoot to write about his championship belt idea thing, but he never responded. Huh. So ummm, on with the show? Check out the full rankings here. 1. Greenville 278 wins, three league titles, and a ToC title in the last four years, and they still have the best farm… Read More »

2045 KNORTS Addendum

Team Average Highest Spot Loves Them Hates Them Greenville 1.00 1 Everyone No One Boston 2.00 2 Everyone No One Athletic Club KC 3.33 3 Davey & Cheese Tuner Long Island 5.33 4 Cheese Tuner St. Louis 6.00 3 Tuner Davey Northern Virginia 6.33 5 Cheese Tuner Seattle 6.33 6 Tuner & Cheese Davey Pittsburgh… Read More »

2044 KNORTS: They Never Stay Retired

Apologies for the delay this year folks, like Mahatma Gandhi said, “Life comes at you fast”. Big thanks to blog superstar and future USBA genius Tuner for joining me this week, as well as our favorite twit, the now un-retired Cheese! View our detailed, blurb-free, no spin zone rankings here. 1. GreenvilleI used to have… Read More »

2044 KNORTS Addendum

Team Average Highest Spot Loves Them Hates Them Greenville 1.33 1 Tuner & Cheese Davey Boston 1.67 1 Davey Tuner & Cheese St. Louis 3.00 3 Everyone Everyone? Portland 7.33 6 Tuner Davey & Cheese Pittsburgh 8.33 5 Cheese Davey Seattle 10.00 4 Cheese Tuner Hollywood 10.67 10 Cheese Davey & Tuner Long Island 11.33… Read More »

2043 KNORTS: The Greatest Story Ever Told

I hope I can get this out before Hall of Fame voting is closed. If not, ummm, well at least we can all be glad I’m not filling this space with some insanely trivial life lesson. With that, here’s my 2043 HoF Ballot. Gary Bailey – He threw three no-hitters and is the best player… Read More »

2043 KNORTS Addendum

Team Average Highest Spot Loves Them Hates Them Greenville 1.25 1 Everyone Davey Boston 2.25 2 Everyone Davey Hollywood 2.50 1 Davey Everyone St. Louis 4.50 4 Davey & tbud Tuner & Buck Baltimore 4.75 4 Tuner & Buck tbud Charleston 11.50 6 Davey tbud Long Island 11.75 7 Davey & tbud Tuner Ft. Worth… Read More »

2042 KNORTS: Hot, Fresh, And Just For You!

Quick update on Untitled Interactive Blog Post while I wait for my cohort to submit his KNORTS. In a terribly exciting battle the mysterious participant, Grogg, and I battled to a 60-minute draw. Following the match, Chros and Michael stormed the ring and powerbombed us through the announcers table. It was a terrible scene, children… Read More »

Untitled Interactive Blog Post: The Sequel

I guess I should start with the votes for the previous edition, huh? Even Nevada thinks it takes me a long time to count votes *tugs on collar*. By a vote of 11-8 you agree with me that the gap is getting bigger between the PL and the SL A resounding 14 of you agreed… Read More »

2041 USBA KNORTS Addendum

In the interest of creating more drama, Davey Industries has elected to disclose the individual rankings in the following format: Team Average Highest Spot Loves Them Hates Them Boston 1.17 1 Everyone but Pander Pander Buffalo 1.83 1 Pander Everyone but Pander New Orleans 3.83 3 Davey, Pander, and Mack Buck and Michael Hollywood 4.33… Read More »