“When I say ‘FIRE’ you say ‘SALE’.” At least that’s how I imagine GM Davey of the Northern Virginia Rainbow Mermaids has been hyping up the players these last two weeks. Followed by a rousing rendition of the old Oprah giveaways “YOU GET A NEW HOME AND YOU GET A NEW HOME AND YOU GET… Read More »
We’re on vacation, or so I was told. Davey had to go and ruin it. Thanks Davey. Anyway, Chros and I will leave our nuggets of wisdom in the same tightly coiled piles as usual below. Have a great rest of your sim vacation USBAers!
I guess Dave’s vacation started early for you guys, too. Thank goodness for Mack or we’d be skipping a week. I am both disappointed with you all and happy you were lazy this week at the same time. Chros and I review all three trades this week and I go back to my staycation of… Read More »
If I wasn’t just one kid standing on another kid’s shoulders in a trench coat you’d be in trouble, buddy. Thanks to this year’s KNORTS crew, we probably have too many PL guys. Some of you non-PL guys should write for this next year. Here are the individual rankings so you know who to target your hate… Read More »
Welcome to Season 2 of This Week In Trades, where we work off our freshman fifteen and try to avoid a sophomore slump. Returning this year are your favorite the loudest trade analysts this side of the USBA blog, the obnoxious elitists from the PL, the Cheese and Chros! In this week’s episode we see… Read More »
Let’s Take a Look Back and See How Right Teej and Kerry Were During the dark days that preceded the 2039 USBA season the smooth audio sounds provided on the Fake Players Real Losers podcast at regular intervals were a beacon of hope. Their prognostication skills were only matched by their high quality audio levels.… Read More »
Hello friends and welcome to This Week In Trades 2039 Season Finale! Today Chros and I wrap up the excitement from the season and stop hurting feelings and ruffling feathers for at least a few weeks. It’s been quite a year for trades with so many Gold Balls being passed around the league you’d think… Read More »
So today I had a list anonymously sent to my inbox with a note attached saying “hey moron, post this”. So like any good moron, I shall comply. The only other response I got when asking about it was “I’m not in this list because no one loves me more than me”, and all I… Read More »
Welcome back to the TRADE DEADLINE edition of This Week in Trades. This is my favorite time of year and I am sad I didn’t get an invite to the dance. This has left me bitter and therefore the only reasonable thing to do is bring in the foremost expert on bitter and rage I… Read More »
I mean really people, myself included. What is wrong us you? The deadline is still 6 weeks out. Have some dignity. But since we you don’t have dignity we have trades instead. And man do we have trades. Seven from one day alone with former Gold Ball winners swapping leagues and the Buffalo 1st being… Read More »