2042 KNORTS: Hot, Fresh, And Just For You!

Quick update on Untitled Interactive Blog Post while I wait for my cohort to submit his KNORTS. In a terribly exciting battle the mysterious participant, Grogg, and I battled to a 60-minute draw. Following the match, Chros and Michael stormed the ring and powerbombed us through the announcers table. It was a terrible scene, children… Read More »

TWIT 2042: Hot, Fresh And Just For You!

Welcome back, dear readers to the fourth season premiere of This Week In Trades! Prepare to be dazzled with fancy language filled with deep meaning like “Ok.” and “Sure.” as our team of crack experts dissects and disseminates each deal in devilishly delicious fashion. Gaze upon our words with awe and wonder and prepare for… Read More »

TWIT: 2041 Trade Deadline Edition

Twas a dark night in Mississippi as our friend Beau became scared money. This once brash villain-in-training with dreams of crushing the PL this year seems destined for the SL after some big moves as the deadline loomed. Thunder Bay was the other big seller this year. All in all, it was a quieter deadline… Read More »

Untitled Interactive Blog Post: The Sequel

I guess I should start with the votes for the previous edition, huh? Even Nevada thinks it takes me a long time to count votes *tugs on collar*. By a vote of 11-8 you agree with me that the gap is getting bigger between the PL and the SL A resounding 14 of you agreed… Read More »

TWIT Returns From The Dead With A Mild Roar

Welcome back to This Week Month in Trades! It’s been awful quiet around here lately, but as teams start to separate and we are reaching the midpoint of the year, new life has been found. And it’s not just some idiot posting his trash block to the wrong Slack channel anymore!

Untitled Interactive Blog Post: The Debut

In the spirit of the season, all of us here at Davey Enterprises (with no small measure of help from Cheese Stands Alone Industries and Pander Productions) thought today was the perfect day to test a new blog post. Voting is cool, right?! Voting between two insufferable blowhards is even cooler, can I get an… Read More »

2041 USBA KNORTS Addendum

In the interest of creating more drama, Davey Industries has elected to disclose the individual rankings in the following format: Team Average Highest Spot Loves Them Hates Them Boston 1.17 1 Everyone but Pander Pander Buffalo 1.83 1 Pander Everyone but Pander New Orleans 3.83 3 Davey, Pander, and Mack Buck and Michael Hollywood 4.33… Read More »

2041 USBA KNORTS: The Story So Far

I had all weekend to come up with a writing exercise to help me write an intro, and I couldn’t come up with anything. Which is sad, because I know you people don’t just come here to read the blurbs about your own team. Something Brendan Kelly said in his blog the other week really… Read More »