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2034 NoVa Hall of Fame Ballet

Kerry is very inspiring. He has inspired me. 3B Ray Sears Ray Sears is the best defender in the history of our league. He’s also the best offensive 3B in the history of our league, unless you consider Pedro Willis a 3B. Pedro retired in 2024 after playing 6 games for Ft. Worth – I… Read More »

2034 Buckhead Hall of Fame Ballot

ATLANTA, GA- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE OFFICE OF THE BUCKHEAD BOWTIES 2034 Public Hall of Fame Ballot Ray Sears-3B Highlights: 75 WAR, 8 Gold Gloves, +148 ZR, 142 OPS +, 2023 PL MVP -backbone of great Brooklyn teams -all time WAR leader -survived 92 games in Montana The two- way Texan was a shoo… Read More »

2030 3L Preivew

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team.  not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like.  Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

2030 SL Preview

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team.  not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like.  Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

2030 PL Preview

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team.  not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like.  Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

2028 Official Real Fake USBA Hall of Fame Results

Originally written by David-Nova If real exists, so must fake. You can’t have one without the other. We only know that Salazars exist because there are other, inferior players. We can only have good because we also have pure evil in Phoenix-Michael. Right, so that explains the Real Fake part. You all know why the… Read More »

2027 USBA Awards Night

The Clay Rush Memorial Tin Gloves While the days of Clay Rush being a terrible fielder are behind us, we will never forget the legacy that he bestowed upon the league.  To honor his contributions to the league as a terrible fielder the Tin Glove Awards have been named after him and the nearly -100… Read More »

2027 Season Predictions

There’s a 75-minute podcast with a lot of background behind the predictions, but just for easy record-keeping, posting the predictions from that podcast here, so they can be chastised (or explained) later. Anyone that would like to add their own predictions, let me know, and I can append them to the post. Premier League Scottlanta… Read More »

Awards Night for the USBA

The Clay Rush Memorial Tin Glove Awards Sometimes your fielding is so bad that it deserves recognition.  All of the guys on this list tried, but they still were not very good.  Give them a pat on the back next time you see them though, because they need it after this long year. C –… Read More »