Author Archives: Davey
2039 USBA KNORTS: This Year We Got It Right
Can you believe those clowns at RNG Industries (dba OSA) couldn’t even put out a full set of preseason predictions? Well that’s not a problem at Davey Industries! Nope, at this point this is a full-on rehash of the Monday Night Wars, circa 1999. Thanks to Cheese, Chros, Pander, and tbud for making this KNORTS… Read More »
FPRL Episode 19: Hall of a Podcast ’39
2039 USBA Hall of Fame Public Ballot (The Davey Edition)
Are you guys producing a lot more ear wax during the quarantine? In your ears, I mean? – Davey’s drafted tweet Don Brown When she’s putting together the grocery list Baby Mama always asks if I want chips, to which I always reply “no”. Then throughout the week I’ll ask her if we have any… Read More »
2039 USBA Hall of Fame Public Ballot (The Kerry Edition)
ATLANTA, GA- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE STANDING DESK OF GENERAL MANAGER KERRY HOFMEISTER 2039 USBA Hall of Fame Public Ballot “Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it”… Read More »
FPRL Episode 18.2: We Remember Some Guys
2038 KNORTS PL Awards: The Not Colm Goodwill Edition
GM of the Year Davey (NoVa): This sonofagun is living the dream and it’s everyone else’s nightmare. Someone tell Houston to stop trading him pitchers. – Cheese
2038 KNORTS SL Awards: Let’s Vote For Ourselves
GM of the Year JJ (Las Vegas): Cheese was expected to do well. Nobody could have predicted LV do as well as they did, but they’re a rare team that benefitted from a truly Markus of a season. Also Cheese sucks – Chros
FPRL Episode 18: We Are Going Up
69 (losses) to 69 (wins)
An Oral History of Buckheads Championship Season “Be kind to everyone you met on the way up; you’ll meet the same people on the way down”- Jimmy Durante