Author Archives: Davey

The Night Before Tradesmas

Twas the night before Tradesmas and all through the league,Not a GM was trading, not even our TeeJ;The blocks were all posted neatly and with great care,In hopes that some #trade-posts would be entered up there;

2037 NoVa Hall of Fame Ballot

“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. … We need not wait to see what others do.” – Gandhi or someone, I don’t know I’m not a historian.

USBA KNORTS Preseason 2036

All other predictions can suck it, it’s KNORTS time. Thank you Cheese and Tyler for their participation, and due to complete apathy from the PL participants I have provided PL blurbs. Wanna see what inferior prediction models put together? Well it’s your grave:

USBA KNORTS – Preseason 2035

Welcome to the second edition of USBA KNORTS! This time around we are joined by Grogg Gold Sox, Duck Battery, and Chros Express. – many thanks to them for keeping the KNORTS alive. Due to litigation we are required to mention the OSA rankings, though I would like to state that Davey Industries totally did… Read More »

USBA KNORTS – End of Season 2034

Davey Enterprises is excited to announce its latest innovation, KNORTS™! In conjunction with some very helpful guest analysts we have developed: (K)nowledge(N)o(O)ther(R)ankings(T)hingy(S)eems to Have I’ve asked three esteemed members of the league to rank the USBA teams 1-32 and write blurbs for each team in their league (some went above and beyond). Big thanks to… Read More »

The Best Picks of All-Time, Part Last

What a ride, guys. Please direct any concerns/hate mail to mingo@lasvegasflamingos.com. For what it’s worth the five best total classes, in order, are 2017, 2019, 2020, 2018, and 2026. The ’26 class will enter the top three at some point next year, and the 2027 class will enter the top five around the same time.… Read More »

The Best Draft Picks of All Time

Grandiose title, eh?! The following are based on Davey Enterprises super secret formula, but to give a slight peak behind the curtain the following are based on WAR, with PL WAR being worth roughly twice as much as 3L WAR. At times where it makes sense to adjust the formula to fit the narrative I… Read More »