The Honorary Scooter
The news Just came in From the Holly of Wood That a very loud GM Has made a trade of a dude The trade wasn’t very big But it is setting the mood. This may not seem Very important, I know. But it is. So I’m bothering Tell you so. A trade is quite catching,… Read More »
The USBA Re-Draft
The league office has officially announced my punishment for collusion, cheating, and generally bad behavior. In short the league has been duplicated, and I’m forced to be in a new league, alone, with Cheese. Sigh. First things first (or first thing after my whining), is a re-draft. Our two teams draft in a snake order… Read More »
USBA KNORTS 2038 Spring Training Extravaganza
Tom called me the other morning. I was on the train so I didn’t answer, but as it was a call before 8am I got to a quiet place as soon as I could and listened to the message – I don’t get a lot of calls that early in the morning. Tom called to… Read More »
The Night Before Tradesmas
Twas the night before Tradesmas and all through the league,Not a GM was trading, not even our TeeJ;The blocks were all posted neatly and with great care,In hopes that some #trade-posts would be entered up there;
2037 Buckhead Public Hall of Fame Ballot
UNNAMED LOCATION- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICE OF THE BUCKHEAD BOWTIES 2037 Public Hall of Fame Ballot “So many who remembered already forgotten, and those who were remembered them long gone”- Marcus Aurelius, Meditations 7.6 The one thing that we all have in common is that we will die. It is an… Read More »
2037 NoVa Hall of Fame Ballot
“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. … We need not wait to see what others do.” – Gandhi or someone, I don’t know I’m not a historian.
USBA KNORTS Preseason 2036
All other predictions can suck it, it’s KNORTS time. Thank you Cheese and Tyler for their participation, and due to complete apathy from the PL participants I have provided PL blurbs. Wanna see what inferior prediction models put together? Well it’s your grave:
Today In Trade History – May 9
Welcome to Davey Enterprises latest feature, Today In Trade History™! As always, thanks to our benevolent overlord for the amazing Trade Archive.
Colby King: Tequila is Thy Enemy
Colby King sat in his seat squished between a snoring old man and a mother holding a crying baby. Major league players weren’t supposed to have to travel like this. Then again, it wasn’t clear he was still a major league player. If he could impress the GM of the Vancouver Grey Wolves enough, maybe… Read More »